If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
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Source: salmiakkivodka
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
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Source: salmiakkivodka
I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
Every single day
every second of my waking life and every moment of my dreaming one
24/7
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The final word in the final sentence you ever uttered to me was love.
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Source: till-the-next-time--doctor
No matter what is beyond my control, nothing will ever make me less than a woman. I am and will always be a powerful woman.
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Source: casseljory
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
This actually happens
ACCURATE
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Source: carsonphillips
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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